Size of a bus, thundering down the freeway at 450 miles an hour

Oh I thought 16,000 citations as if a citation was a fine you got for doing something illegal like demonstrating without a permit, and was like, damn, she gets around!

“Wait don’t take the photo I’m not rea…”

Crocodiles? You can try.

Crumble - for people looking for a squad of survivors to roll with for when society collapses

We need a tinder for poor people, those who don’t have the economic means to date, but would have their situation bettered by joining forces with one or more like-minded and equally fin-locked partners.

We could call it Prolescroll, PlentyOfRamen, Stumble, econHarmony

“Neil, it’s been eighteen years since you got back from the moon, you really need to stop using the bag and finger cot. We don’t even make these anymore except special order for you.”

They can’t keep getting away with it!

I wont even upgrade the BIOS on my motherboard because im afraid of bricking it.