Prehensile_cloaca

Just the tree dudes. They lost the wives.

70% is better for disinfectant, as the water helps carry the alcohol across the cell membrane.

90+ works better to dissolve bong residues, and the coarse salt works as an abrasive

This was a running joke in Bio-Dome, with Pauly Shore and Stephen Baldwin

Lesser known Days with Frog and Toad

Knowing is half the battle…

Can you fucking learn homonyms if you’re going to make an entire ass meme about something?

Did not have baby zombie apocalypse on my Bingo card, but there ya go

Yet we still have default circumcisions in the US, no?

guzzles water

Cicadas after paying the toll troll

“Hey bro, your alarm went of like, 4 times already. You’re gonna be late for work.”

*not that many that you see

Can I interest you in a logical phallus?

The University of Maryland did this with a cow…in a cave!