It’s magic

“Ancestors, please guide me. What should I do?”

“Blob zlorg bzz”

I agree. The moon thing is still cool and doesn’t sound absurd; some nights it’s bright out and there’s a bright object up in the sky, and it occurs in regular intervals. Sounds believable that some animals would notice it and celebrate the light in the night. But I guess it’s a hoax hehe.

Wtf 🤯

I saw a couple recluse spiders in my apartment several months ago and maybe I’m an idiot, but I left them alone. They were truly more scared of me than I was of them. They don’t want to bother me and only will if I threaten them. So I left them alone and they just chilled in their “recluse” hiding spots.

Bayesian updating converges, surprisingly, to that idiot’s belief system.

And long ass vacations. I’m in.