I don’t currently have one but they’re in the running to replace my current phone since most of the android market has been enshitified to be just as bad as them.

I was randomly assaulted for no reason all the time when I was in school just because I was short and quiet. I wasn’t instigating shit. I kept to myself as much as possible. Fuck you and your terrible opinion.

As my dad said. You’re going to get in trouble either way. You might as well fight back.

I certainly don’t. I just act like they don’t exist and mind my own business unless they make some effort to engage with me. I’m built like a goblin though so I don’t think I’m particularly scary to most people.

If you jerk off and don’t finish maybe but even that goes away after a bit. Otherwise not really… I’ve gone weeks and it didn’t hurt.

sounds like treating my skin picking by covering them problem spots with bandaids…

WTF this stuff treats like all my problems…

Pepperoni and jalapenos is my favorite but it is also the kryptonite to my usually indestructible digestive system. I get green peppers instead which is still very good but not the same.

Yea my brain definitely forgot what anesthetize meant for like 3-4 seconds when I first opened the picture and it made me sad… Then I was like wait no that’s different. Then I was like but yea you could probably use this for the other thing too. Then I remembered the video youtube recommended to me about some guy that built his own gas chamber for cats out of a cooler and got sad again.

When I was a kid I had a tv develop a big rainbow circle in one corner underneath where I set a speaker on top of it. I took it off but the circle didn’t go away. A quick google search later and that’s how I learned what degaussing was.

“No parenting class would have ever prepared me for having my kid ask me why we don’t need artificial oxygen storage.”

No, but a grade school science class would have…